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Misc Psychedelic Jokes
Collected by Erowid, 09/2001

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Fire Engine
TB submitted:
Two guys are sitting on the porch of their house, tripping on LSD. Suddenly, a firetruck races down the street, flashing its lights and howling its sirens.

After it passes, one tripper turns to the other and says, "Man, I thought he'd never go away!"

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"LSD is a substance which can cause psychotic reactions in people that don't take it." - Tim Leary (? year, reference?)

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Flashlight
Annie submitted:
Two guys sitting in a 2nd floor apartment, totally psychedelicized. One turns on a flashlight and shines it out the window, and they both trip on the light beam that goes from the flashlight into the sky. One guy says to the other, "You know, I'll bet you could walk all the way up that beam of light into the sky!" The other replies, "You must think I'm really stoned! We both know that as soon as I got halfway up, you'd turn off the flashlight."

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Last Modified - Tue, Mar 9, 2004

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